It’s a sad classic: You see a stunningly beautiful woman and want to approach her “casually”… but you’re so nervous that you simply don’t have the words.
Instead of simply throwing out a few funny flirty lines like some other charming men do, you’re suddenly paralyzed. Your mind is blank, your heart is racing, and your tongue feels dry and heavy as lead.
You hesitate, anxiously, and consider it. And before you know it, the sweet girl has already moved on…
Sure, it annoys you terribly to mess up every flirting opportunity in life because you’re not quick-witted enough at the moment and don’t have many funny flirting lines up your sleeve.
But luckily you can prepare yourself optimally!
In this article, I’ll share 67 funny, bad, ambiguous, sweet, and romantic flirting lines for every situation. You’ll never be speechless again when you want to approach women and start flirting!
67 funny flirting sayings – everything that is funny and sweet
The following sentences will give you a big laugh if you read them on the internet or tell them to friends over a beer.
With such a tough saying, you could easily fall off your chair while holding your stomach from giggling.
But be careful!
Do such cheeky remarks really go down well in a flirtation, or are they more likely to get you a resounding slap in the face?
To put it another way: Should you really use humorous pick-up lines if you want to successfully approach women?
Hmmmm, good question…
…that’s why I want to explain to you at the end of this article what charming and GOOD flirting lines for men are that work best when approaching women or when writing on WhatsApp!
Ambiguous sayings in flirting:
- Does your dad happen to work for NASA? You look like a real rocket in bed!
- Hello, I’m Olaf the Snowman. Would you like to nibble on my carrot?
- I’m a mover by trade. Should I help you move out?
- Don’t leave now! I’m a doctor and I need to keep you here overnight for observation.
- I’m a teacher by profession and am looking for new teaching material. Can I take you through it sometime soon?
- You are not just the hammer – you are the entire toolbox!
- I want a girlfriend who treats me as an equal. Could you stand on your tiptoes for a moment?
- I’m looking for people who are generous in their giving. Are you willing to share your bed with me?
- I’m like ice cream: I’m crazy, but I’m actually quite sweet. Want to give me a lick?
- Hi, can you accompany me to the nearest auto repair shop? I still need the right brakes for your sharp turns!
- Is your father an engineer by any chance or why are you so incredibly well built?
- Hey, want some wild, get-to-know-you sex? I learned from the squirrel in Ice Age: If you want to break the ice, you have to ram the tip of your cock in really hard!
- Do you know where I can find an exterminator in town? Ever since I saw you, I’ve had butterflies in my stomach!
- I run a dry cleaning business. Can I take care of your laundry?
Really bad flirting lines:
- Hey, I’m talking to you because you’re so attractive, but you still haven’t talked to me. Sounds logical, right?
- Listen, baby, it’s simple: I’m a pirate and you’re a real treasure. I found you, I can keep you. Arrrrrrrgghhhhh!
- It’s good that you’re here, I’ve missed you so much…(pause)…but we know each other: you’re the woman of my dreams!
- May I introduce myself: I am your dream man!
- Do you want to come home with me? Your hair color matches my bedding!
- What are you still doing out here all alone? You should have been in my bed by now!
- Tell me, what’s the dumbest pick-up line you’ve heard in the last 10 seconds?
- Hey, I forgot my cell phone number, can you tell me yours?
- Do you want to come with me? There’s a free outlet next to my bed for your charging cable.
- I’m a good cook. Should I bring you breakfast in bed tomorrow morning?
- Can I take your temperature? You look so incredibly hot!
- Hey, I’m looking for a partner in crime to rob a bank with. Are you the right person for a Bonnie and Clyde-style rogue?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to come back in?
- I bought an alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ring tomorrow morning?
- I’m a tourist checking out the city’s biggest attractions! May I take your photo?
Cheeky sayings for flirting:
- You look like my nightmares – they never last longer than one night!
- Can you tell me your first name? I’d love to know what my next girlfriend’s name will be!
- I’m a police officer and I have a breathalyzer in my pants. Would you give me a blow job, please?
- Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow morning? I’ve bought some special dragon food!
- Do you have something to comb your hair with? I’d love to give you a good brushing!
- You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life…er, I mean, in the last three minutes!
- Please tell your nipples not to stare into my eyes so shamelessly!
- Your long fingernails are very useful: you can use them to make the next notch in my bedpost yourself tomorrow morning!
- Could you please call your mother and pass me your cell phone? I’d like to meet my future mother-in-law.
- My love for you is like a burp: I just can’t hold it in any longer!
- You seem like a real dream woman. Could you give me a quick pinch on the butt so I can see if you’re real?
- Would you like to go out with me? For “yes,” blink three times. For “no,” hop in a circle on one foot and scream “PENIS” loudly.
- Hey, I’m Peter. Just so you know what name you’ll be moaning later.
Sweet and romantic flirting lines:
- Hello, I just saw you recently: In the dictionary under “G” for Divine!
- I’m an enchanted frog. If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a prince, honestly.
- Were you ever cloned? No? Okay, then you really are the most beautiful woman in the world!
- You have such a strong charisma, my Geiger counter goes crazy with you!
- Hey, can you pull out your phone and open Tinder for a minute? I think we’re the perfect match!
- I’ve heard that kissing prolongs life. Shall we become immortal together tonight?
- You are so incredibly sweet…if I nibble on you, I get cavities!
- Could you please take off your hat? I think you’re a true angel and I want to see your halo!
- Can you give me your cell phone number? I need to WhatsApp my next girlfriend to tell her I love her!
- My white horse has diarrhea and as a prince I was kicked out of court…but I’m still just a man who loves you.
- Luckily I don’t suffer from vertigo…because ever since I saw you, I’ve been on cloud nine.
- Can you please call the fire department? You’ve set my heart on fire!
- Don’t your feet hurt? Ever since I met you, you’ve been on my mind!
- Do you happen to be able to ride a horse? I’m looking for a woman to steal horses with.
- I know you…from the Guinness Book of Records as the most beautiful woman in the world!
WhatsApp flirting lines:
- I accidentally deleted my nude photos. Can I have some of yours?
- Warning: If you don’t reply, this message will destroy your phone in 3 minutes!
- Oh man, I’m so nervous right now that I don’t even know what to write in the first message.
- I’m using up my last 2% battery to write you how much I love you!
- Your profile picture is really cute. If I look at it too long, I’ll get diabetes!
- I only write eight words: I love you!
- Dear user, your automatic program to arrange a date with your dream man has been activated. Please enter the location and date for a meeting here: #######. Thank you, your request will be processed promptly!
- Sure, you get a thousand WhatsApp pick-up lines a day. But I promise you, I’m completely different…honestly!
- Can you recommend a good virus scanner for my smartphone? I think I’ve been infected with the love bug since we started texting!
- I actually wanted to write you a romantic love letter, but my dog ate all the stationery!
Why flirting lines are bad for getting to know someone
Okay, now you have some funny sayings that pretty much everyone can laugh at while reading.
So much for the theory. But what does flirting look like in practice? In real life?
As a man, can you use such cheeky sentences if you want to successfully approach and get to know women ?
To let the cat out of the bag: Flirting lines are funny to read, but when flirting they trigger highly negative reactions.
Some women will look at you in confusion and quickly move on…others will literally flee.
The 4 reasons why pick-up lines don’t work:
- Many of these flirting lines contain crude sexual innuendo and are perceived as very harassing by women. That’s anything but charming!
- Other comments, on the other hand, come across as very submissive because you’re giving a huge compliment that puts the woman on a pedestal. Attractive girls, in particular, are looking for a self-confident partner who doesn’t belittle themselves but instead treats the other person as an equal—even later in a relationship.
- You’re just reciting a memorized line. Instead of clichés and quotes, women want to hear something authentic and honest when getting to know each other, something that immediately reveals your personality as a man.
- Since this kind of flirting line is so general, you could basically say it to any woman. This is precisely why she’ll think you’ve already approached hundreds of women with it. This creates the impression that you’re not really interested in her at all, but just want to hit on tons of girls with the same line.
So, better keep your hands off such sayings when flirting!
The only option for pick-up lines
There is only ONE way for us men to make such clumsy flirting lines work: Instead of delivering the sentences with solemn seriousness like a choirboy, you have to deliver them with a lot of self-irony .
When you say one of the above-mentioned sayings, it’s best to grin like a Cheshire cat or make some other kind of face. Accompany it all with exaggerated gestures (like the guy in this picture).
Then you add a statement like:
“Wow, that was a really bad pick-up line, wasn’t it? Admit it: That was the worst one you’ve heard today!”
Then you can laugh about it together.
With all this behavior, you show that you know how much women are annoyed by such flirtatious lines.
This immediately earns you plus points as a “woman’s man.”
Additionally, you’re a man who doesn’t take himself or flirting too seriously, but rather has a lot of fun getting to know each other. That also comes across as incredibly likeable!
However, you should ALWAYS refrain from making any overly perverse remarks…
In another article you will find many more tips and flirting techniques with which you can magically make the ladies laugh .
Good flirting lines: Picking someone up that really work
Finally, I want to give you a “pill of truth”: You don’t need any unusual or creative pick-up lines if you want to flirt with women.
It is often much easier to start a conversation than we men think.
Let’s look at different situations for getting to know women :
Approaching women in everyday life
Imagine you see a pretty girl in the pedestrian zone, in the shopping center, in the gym or want to talk to her somewhere on the street .
Instead of using cheap flirting lines and quotes, maximum honesty will bring you the desired success:
“Hey, I know this sounds crazy… but I just noticed you because you have a very special charisma. If I hadn’t spoken to you now, I’d be annoyed for the rest of the day. What’s your name? I’m Stefan!”
With your statement, you’re saying nothing but the pure truth: that you find her incredibly hot and that’s why you HAD to talk to her.
Hardly any man would dare to give such a sincere, heartfelt compliment in everyday life. That’s why you come across as extremely self-confident—and that’s exactly what women are looking for when they’re looking for a partner!
Flirting in clubs and bars
Another situation: You are at a party in the evening and see a pretty lady at the bar, in the smoking area or on the dance floor (although it is actually too loud to approach her here).
How can you approach women in the club and start a passionate flirt?
On the one hand, you can convey one of the classic flirting lines with a lot of (self-)irony and humor, as I explained to you above.
But you can also just take your glass, clink it with her and say “Hi” or “Hello”.
Then you ask her, slightly cheekily, what kind of strange drink she has or why she seems to like drinking wine so much.
This way you are automatically in the middle of the conversation!
Otherwise, I recommend humorous and charming questions about topics like relationships and sexuality (without it getting too risqué!).
For example, ask her with a grin:
- “Who cheats more often, men or women?”
- “Do you also think that Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street are gay?”
- “What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?”
These are really funny sayings that will help you start a humorous conversation in the club!
Flirting sayings on WhatsApp?
I also can’t necessarily recommend the flirting lines for SMS and WhatsApp listed above if you want to write successfully with women.
If your sweetheart reads such messages from you, she will stop replying, put you on “Ignore” or ask if you’re still crazy…
Sending her cheesy poems isn’t cool either.
But you don’t have to sit helplessly on your smartphone like most men!
I have other articles here for you on how to flirt on WhatsApp and ask for a date – even if the woman doesn’t write back .
And now: try out sayings yourself!
After reading this article, you’ll now have the perfect flirting line as “ammunition” for every situation in life. This way, you’ll never be speechless again when you see an attractive girl you’d like to get to know.
After opening the conversation, all you have to do is flirt properly and stay charming.
On to battle, noble warrior…may the right words help you find and conquer the woman of your dreams!
